TAKE THE PUFFIN POLL! ------>
I encourage you to call your senators and congressmen to protest this demonization of puffin consumption. Even if Trent Lott comes out against talk radio saying it "needs to be dealt with" please continue your vitriolic calls until the rights of puffin consumers are secured!RECIPE: Bacon larded puffin in milk sauce
RECIPE: Puffin in milk sauce
Puffin preparation poetry from Theoretical Pet Cookery:
Last night I cooked a puffin
But I buggered up the stuffin'.
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There once was a puffin, just the shape of a muffin. And, he lived on an island in the bright blue sea. He ate little fishes, that were so delicious. He had them for breakfast and he had them for tea.
But this poor little puffin, he couldn't play nothin. For he hadn't anyone to play with at all. So, he sat on his island all alone and crying. He felt very lonely and he felt very small.
Then, along came the fishes and they said, "if you wishes you can have us for playmates instead of for tea!" So they now play together...in all sorts of weather.
And the puffin eats pancakes like you and me!
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