Press Release: 7/1/06 - The Pastalaniec Family, LLP. announced the release of details about Project PastaNoodle. PastaNoodle was officially kicked off 12.5 weeks ago and development has constantly accelerated since. The picture at left shows PastaNoodle about 7 weeks after the project began. Analysis by 3rd party auditors also reported a 170 beat per minute heartbeat 11 weeks after the project's inception. The 3rd party auditors - Houston Women's Care Associates - has been ordered by Pastalaniec Family to maintain secrecy surrounding PastaNoodle's final form: "male" or "female," even from company leaders.
Pastalaniec Family's two founders, David and Barbara, are quoted as being "thrilled" and "excited" about the project. Pastalaniec Family's main offices in Houston are being remodeled to make room for PastaNoodle. The office wing formerly known as "Guest Bedroom" will be formerly dedicated as headquarters for Project PastaNoodle towards the end of fiscal year 2006.
Project PastaNoodle was kicked off after 2 years of effort by the company's founders with assistance from outside consultant Dr. Russel Williams. Founder David said "This company owes a debt of gratitude to Dr. Williams and wishes him well in his new endeavor, the
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Pastalaniec Family estimates that the first phase of the project, currently being referred to as "gestation," will be completed on January 10th, 2007. The 2nd phase of the project will be kicked off at Texas Women's Hospital, where the project's official name will be announced once the final form of the project is determined. Founder Barbara said, "We believe that the addition of PastaNoodle to Pastalaniec Family LLP will have a positive impact on the company's bottom line for years to come."
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